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Driver, David

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David J A Driver FCA, Chartered Intelligence
Chartered Accountants & Business Advisors

Tel - 020 8954 9584
Fax - 020 8954 9586
Mobile - 07831 398 133
Email - dd@taxhaven.co.uk
Website - www.taxhaven.co.uk

Poem - 60 Seconds - 26 May 2006

I’m David Driver of Chartered Intelligence
The Chartered Accountants whose ideas make sense

We help our clients to keep hold of their money
‘Cos paying too much tax is really not funny

We’ll beat the deadlines imposed by Law and the Revenue
So you can get on with what means so much more to you

For all of us in business, life can be tough
You want to take the smooth, but don’t want the rough
So we’ll help with your goals, your plans and your budget
To control your business – or else you’ll just fudge it

We’ve a unique structure for firms that are growing
To drastically cut tax on the profits they’re showing
It’s a 10 year plan – Yes, of course it is legal
It works on the laws of Gordon the Evil

Take any business, I’ll find how it is growing
So who do you know who intentions are showing
That they’re in business for real, not having a laugh
And would prefer their tax bill to be less than half

Just give me their name and contact detail
I’ll give them a call and set out the deal
They’ll owe you big time for the introduction
Because everyone likes a good tax reduction

Now here is the end of this little ditty.
I know that in places the rhymes were not pretty.
All I’ve got left, without a huge oral mess
Is David Driver – Accounting for your success

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